Beets, Bras, Battlestar Galactica
Beets, Bras, Battlestar Galactica

Bras, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

  • Nov 10, 2019


  • Run Time: Two hours

Doors open at 7:30PM.

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This one night only show is going to be messier than Jan and Michael’s Jamaican getaway—THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID.

Cupcake Damnation Productions is here to make their debut with their first neo burlesque creation—the all-Office themed striptease you never asked for. (Except everyone did (You’re welcome).)

Join us for an evening of chili, pranks, illegal substances, hot bosses, work place romance, big packages, kazoos, and…… Get ready for pretzel day.


Our cast features stars from the Boston Burlesque scene including:

Wes Craving as MICHAEL SCOTT
Throb Zombie as DWIGHT SCHRUTE
Daddy Long Legs as JIM HALPERT
Kimmy Moore as ANGELA
Whorey Feldman as KEVIN
Pinky Mink as STANLEY
Jane Doe as PHYLLIS
Ginny Nightshade as JAN
Dark N Stormy as DARRYL
Clara Blows as TOBY
Michael Geary as ANDY
Reina Gold as SPRINKLES

And hosted by Mary Widow as PAM

Trivia contest for the truest fans! Make sure you sign up at the merch table when you arrive!

Remember this event is ONE NIGHT ONLY. Get your tickets quickly to avoid missing out on this SCRANTON SMUTFEST!