The Buttcracker X

Doors open at 7PM.

It’s the most bumderful time of the year! WAIT, NO—of the DECADE! That’s right: it’s been TEN years of cracking jokes, spreading holiday cheek, making shit up, and whooping ass! Featuring your two favorite wise asses, Madge of Honor and Johnny Blazes, the hosts with the most ass puns, and some of your all-time anal-all-star favorite acts from the past. Join us for a rump-roasting, cheek-slapping, hole-iday tradition like no other.